My love language is Leigh Chadwick


Leigh Chadwick


I stepped on a centipede this morning.
The cat threw up on the rug. It’s Sunday, 
so God is taking an afternoon nap. 
It’s Sunday, so I’m writing a poem 
where God is taking an afternoon nap. 
I’ve given up on finding out who stole 
the breeze. I don’t care, you’re still 
pretty. I had a good time practicing 
my French on the couch, too. 
I was born dreaming dumb, though 
I haven’t thought about dying 
in months. I haven’t thought 
about months in years. I miss wanting 
to kiss on an elevator. I miss 
shaking my fist at the first inch 
of snowfall. I miss the third thing 
in the list I miss. Have you really met 
the Midwest? Me neither, but I found 
a tornado in my coffee this morning. 
I found a piece of Minnesota nice 
in a cheese curd. God’s still napping. 
It’s still Sunday. There’s never enough 
water in my water. Still. I keep looking 
in the mirror, watching horns grow 
in the piercings of my hips. 


Leigh Chadwick is the author of some books, most recently Sophomore Slump. Her poems have appeared in a lot of really cool journals. This poem is part of her new manuscript My Love Language Is Walking into a Supermarket and Not Getting Shot & Other Love Poems