Episode 15: Lucinda
"Sorry if this triggers you, libtard, but it's time to arm the teachers because the only—"
"—thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Not that I think teachers are good guys. I actually hate them because they're brainwashing our children and—"
"—wasting taxpayer dollars and taxation is slavery so giving them guns makes the most sense because their job should really just be security guards. You can cite all the teachers who have already shot themselves, by accident, in class, but we all know those were all false flag operations. Teachers who deliberately shot themselves in the foot as a way to make the idea of giving guns to teachers look dumb."
"Y'all libtards is always whining about safe spaces. Well, that's what we're trying to do. Turning every school into a heavily fortified safe space. It's all about protecting the children."
"Why is your big-ass Rambo gun wearing a leash and a vest?"
"This here's Lucinda. Lucinda's my new emotional support rifle."