No. 7


If you can include any combination of "glass,




or "girl"


in the title of your book, you're fucking aces. But I already called dibs on The Man Who F*cked the Girl on the Train En Route to the Glass Castle, which gets bonus points for hearkening back to point No. 1!

Image credits: the "Hey Girl" thing is a meme I found on, and the collage of books with the word "girl" in the title is from The others are covers off Goodreads and Amazon.