No. 1: Fuck This Book
Just don't even give a fuck. You have to give enough fucks to not actually say "fuck" in your title but if you asteriskize the f-bomb in your title then you can look tough and real and don't-even-give-a-fucky without offending people who are incapable of inferring the meaning of censored or bowdlerized words and that's like your target demographic.
If you do give a fuck about learning about what it takes to debase yourself into the type of person who can attract a literary agent, then read on!