No. 17

I love Oklahoma. I got married in Oklahoma. I have family in Oklahoma. But goddamn it, Oklahoma!

I love Oklahoma. I got married in Oklahoma. I have family in Oklahoma. But goddamn it, Oklahoma!

Never let lack of knowledge, understanding, talent, intelligence, integrity, or ability deter you from pursuing your dream of spreading disinformation in order to benefit your own interests! You do not have to be an expert on a subject in order to publish a book about that subject.

I chose James Inhofe not only because he's a maniacal turdfondler but also because he's both a Congressman and a Published Author, and Congress and the publishing industry are our two biggest reminders that we do not live in a meritocracy.

Sidenote: if you sell your soul to the devil, which you should do because he is the BEST literary agent you can get, the devil reserves the right to subcontract it out to another entity. In the case of Inhofe, the soul is currently contracted out to the oil and gas industry. You need not be squeamish, if you happen to be sort of religious, about selling your soul to the devil in order to get what you want in this lifetime, as long as you stipulate before you sign your contract that you want to be able to continue calling yourself a Christian. That's all you need to gain elected office, especially in a state like Oklahoma.

©Alan Good 2017