Get yourself front-row season tickets to the Greatest Freak Show on Earth. Endure months of verbal abuse, horror, and suffocating spraytan fumes. Don't give up. Don't give in. If you survive the nightmare and took good notes, voila, book.
Playing this one straight. I have real respect for Katy Tur and I can't wait to read this book. That moment when Trump just comes up and kisses her on the cheek—fuck you, Donald.