Help destroy the greatest democracy in human history.
We can take some consolation in the knowledge that Sean Spicer, one of the biggest surprise celebrities of 2017, couldn't manage to get a real book deal. The Briefing, in which Nazi Spice is going to, as he claims, "set the record straight" in regard to Trump's campaign and early presidency, will be published in the summer of 2018, if we have one, by Regnery, a conservative publishing house whose tagline is "Fake news but in book form so you can put it on your shelf and say 'I'm smart because I read books!'" Spicer will be joining some rarefied ranks: Regnery has published books by such literary luminaries as Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Marlon the Homophobic Bunny.
Hi Sean, on the off chance that you read this, I just want to say—GO FUCK YOURSELF.